Anonymous: YOU'RE EGYPTIAN AGH

Lmao   ana la msreeya,  ana min amerikiya. aannd thaats all i remember from  arabic class lol. idk if thats even right to be honest. but no im not Egyptian. 

No one fell asleep in this fiqh class
Shaykh: [Thick Egyptian Arabic accent] ...and this hadith was revealed during the Battle of the Bitch.
Audience: [gasps and murmurs]
Old uncle in the front row: Shaykh, that's the Battle of the Ditch! Ditch! With a daal!
Shaykh: Oh... [looks embarrassed]
Shaykh: [Attempts to recover from his mistake] Ah yes, all the bitches in California!
Me: (Crap, does he really think that bitch means beach????)
Akhee in the back: [From my memory so it's probably wrong] Ya Shaykhna! Bitch ya3ni sharmoo6a!
Shaykh: Wallahi?!?!
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danielgreyphotography:

Daydreams & Abandoned Keys.

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Some city officials came by my house yesterday and told us to stay out of the east side of the living room because if we had another earthquake our chimney might fall through the ceiling. The Sunday earthquake caused some of it to fall off the side of the house so now I’ll like realllllllllyyyy paranoid and can’t sleep. 😥

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forthebrave:

Women of the World

Photos by Steve McCurry

(Source: soleil-de-matin, via vladimirsputins)

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